1. how do you get a black man down from a tree? cut the rope
2. what travels faster than the speed of light? a negro hearing a penny drop to the ground
3. why are negros getting stronger? tv's are getting bigger
4. how do you stop a negros from drowning? take your foot of his head
5. how do you stop a negros from dying? you dont
6. how do you get a black man down from a tree? pull him by the tail
7. what do you call a plane full of negros going to africa? good start
8. why don't you run over a black man riding a bike? the bike could be yours
9. whats long and hard on a black man?.... the first grade
10. how do you tell if a nigger is lying? his lips are moving